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Reasons to Lust over Mr Bonzo

1. It’s fucking hilarious

2. Spite. (He was made to be untwinkable, thus lusting over him hinders that process)

3. Weird nightmares.( that make you not want to sleep ever again)

4. Claim to fame. (I was the first mf to do it to my knowledge)

5. Hopes of eventual fluff fanart

6. Technically, he is large. Which if the monster fucking community has taught me anything, is good? I think??

7. I am ace and it’s fucking hilarious

8. Sometimes people think I am serious

9. I just want a Lena Kelley/Mr Bonzo fanfic.

10. For campaigning purposes

#mr bonzo #the magnus protocol #tmagp #fanfics #fanart #pretty please #it would be fucking hilarious

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I just got auto rejected by a job that literally just scooping poop.

You read that right. I was desperate enough to apply for a job centered entirely around shit. And I Didn’t Even Get It.

#a literal shitpost #ha #i fucking hate it here #job hunting

langblrwhy

SCAM LIKELY

SCAMMMM

YOU ARE BACK

THANK FUCKING GOD

#dungeons and daddies #scam likely #it’s technically not a spoiler because I am being vague about when #and his name is scam likely

plain-flavoured-english

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

plain-flavoured-english

Excuse me???

ruffboi-mags

you are right and you should say it.

instantduckninja

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

fluffmugger

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

#yes #just yes

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“You wouldn’t hate Eva Stratt if she was a man.”

Honestly, I am giving her as much grace (pun NOT intended) because she is not.

#eva stratt #project hail mary #idk how to explain it #but I know in my heart #that if she was a man #I would’ve written a very heartfelt rant #and because she’s a woman #I just get it #even though #her actions were horrendous #it was for the greater good #greater good #apologies for bring it up #but that is the reason I hated Dumbledore #i hated him #i still hate him

So like imagine that Rocky and Adrien got pregnant (idk details. Maybe a weird egg rock thing) Because they live so long, the pregnancy lasts longer than Grace’s life span.

Grace gets reincarnated as that pebble.

#project hail mary #idk if this makes sense #rocky phm #reincarnation

I am finally listening to Dungeon and Daddies again, and I forgot why I stopped. I got to the episode where I stop and its

Deck Picks (Ep 44)

I stopped listening because Ron was disappeared and they destroyed my favorite character in such a way that I had to stop listening. I am finally getting past that point in where I stopped. And holy shit on the next episode lol

There are so many deaths

#dungeons and daddies #spoilers #I can’t talk about this podcast #because its name implies it’s a different kind of podcast #and it took me forever #to convince my family #that yes #suuuuuper gay #and it would just ruin that #but god #scam likely #how i love you #rip my dude

Can I bribe someone into reminding me about ‘The Cure’ by Olivia Rodrigo after season 2 of Heated Rivalry comes out?

I have an idea, but not quite the content for it.

#heated rivarly spoilers #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #there’s a very specific vision #and by that time #I will have figured out how to edit better #I have no money to bribe #i do apologize

the-muppet-joker

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

#weren’t you the person on reddit that did something to a horse #??? idk

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Why is it Shane who gets asked if he let Ilya win? Is it because of his fall? Would they ask if he didn’t fall? Why is Ilya not questioned on this?

#heated rivalry #heated rivarly spoilers #shane hollander #it just doesn’t make sense #it’s Shane

The sun is on my back yet I have a vitamin D deficiency.

Which makes sense considering it’s a tattoo of the sun.

#I got a tattoo #this was a bad joke #sun tattoo #it’s my first tatttoo #idk tags

Why am I scared to do the thing I voluntarily gave money to do?

#vagueposting #it will be cool #hopefully

partywithponies

caz-the-yarncromancer

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

darrenpillowscriss

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

#this #this is beautiful

PHM au but Rocky and Adrain time travel and then decide to go get Grace early

#project hail mary #phm #time travel au #i had a dream #that they made flesh suits to get on Earth undected #and it was lowkey horrific #in a sweet way?

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SPACE HOLLANOV

Maybe it’s the fact that I am slightly obsessed with phm, or the fact that I fucking love aus

BUT SPACE HOLLANOV

#hollanov #i love aus #and fanfics #ao3

Jonathan Sims🤝Ryland Grace

“I’m not a brave man.”

#tma #jonathan sims #ryland grace #phm #the magnus archives #project hail mary

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