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There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab

wit the fur

The whole club was lookin at her

why the bleeding hell would you choose “Miles shoplifts art supplies” when “Miles rolls up to the checkout counter fully suited-up like ‘hi im Spiderman and I’d like to buy these 180 markers please here’s my allowance- I mean my paycheck from my adult grownup job’” is infinitely cuter and funnier and also not racist

Miles trying to buy spraypaint in his Spiderman suit because he has a new idea that needs a color he doesn’t have and doesn’t want to go all the way home to ask his parents to get it for him and you can’t exactly card Spiderman

due to personal reasons *screams in the middle of a forest*