do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person

Don’t shorten your words, I like your details

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.”

For anyone who needs this.

I honestly needed this.

@hornkerling, I suspect you need some baby cheetahs. 

I was also about to reblog this to @hornkerling

Can we make baby lasats floofy like this??!?!?!

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

i could watch this all day.

Where are his legs

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

Keep punching Nazis.

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

no i am going to do coke