the point of no return—favorite quotes, no context
(thimble) they're weak as fuck! but...they do have some pretty cool magic.
(twig) hey, you should listen to my sister. she's killed, i think, dozens of your family and bannermen.
(thimble) i've been in battle. i'm a hardened warrior. a wArRiOr.
(brennan) a reminder: right now, thimble, you're 1st level, and—. (alex/occtis) i'm a child. (brennan) —you're a child. you have child stats.
(thimble) i think they put some extra protections up today because... (occtis) because of you? (thimble) no, not because of me, because of you!
(thimble) he's powerless. it's sad! (thjazi) thimble, don't say things are sad so loud.
(thjazi) "technically" is how a lot of very clever things work.
(marisha) prompter crimes.
(brennan) liam said: always be masturbating! (taliesin) there was context! (marisha & taliesin) there was context. (marisha) honestly...almost makes it more weird.
(luis/azune) oh, the things i wish i could do right now, but they're all so loud and bright! (liam) always be masturbating!
(liam) i'm playing shell shocked, but that's the smart thing to do.
(liam) by the way, that was the most appalachia wizard shit i ever saw.
(marisha) guys, if you have black mold in your house...
(marisha/murray) i'm going to hold—. (liam) yes, wizard, yes. yes, wizard, yes.
(brennan) and you are covered in gleaming, beautiful armor that shines with starlight 'cause this kid only knows how to do things loud. (hal) um...
(brennan) so, uh, here's the thing: on a nat one i have to fuck you guys.
(brennan) azune, you're in the one situation that in the brethren hall they tell you never to get in, which is surrounded by rogues.
(brennan) these guys don't know they're in a game of d&d, but on an intuitive level, they know what it means to miss on a 19.
(hal) deal with darkness, DIE BY IT!
(demodus blix) professor mag'nessen! oh, you showed up! oh, bolaire, you showed up! (bolaire) shh. shh. shh. (murray) shut up, you nitwit! (demodus) oh, sorry, sorry! i don't know who you are!
(brennan) now that none of your friends can see you, you decide to prove that this guy's not the freakiest thing in this dark pit.
(brennan) liam said, "whacking it." folks, we are back.
(brennan) these guys can't stop rolling useless 19s.
(marisha) oopsies. oopsies, you did a murder.
(murray) two. two college credits for that.
(demodus) unhand me, cur! (murray) stop! (demodus) gotta stay in character!
(taliesin/bolaire) which one has the more appetizing body size and stature? (liam) that is subjective. (taliesin) it really isn't.
(luis) do i keep the one that rolled off or do i reroll it? (brennan) whatever you apply now is the rule forever.
(demodus) did you—are you—god, you really all came looking just for me? (bolaire) well, it does take a village.
(bolaire) oh, no, i think i want this job now. (demodus) hey. i'd be happy to make a referral. just watch out for the first step; it's a doozy.
(demodus) lieutenant, i'd like to lodge a complaint against house tachonis. i think they're killing a lot of people. also, they owe me 250 gold pieces, and i don't know how to get it from them.
(hal) i haven't taken a man's life in almost 30 years. (bolaire) i...cannot relate.
(murray) oh my goodness. i'm more excited than a blink dog at a barbecue.
(murray) i could never hate you, azune. you're a good egg. (azune) thank you. that means a lot. i will kill somebody for you.
(brennan) bolaire, you die again.
(brennan) you read the words. your thoughts unravel. you hear applause so uproarious that it might also be the noise of the world cracking apart at the core.
(liam) last thing i want to add to this. (luis) more?
(brennan) this day is, i think, maybe the craziest adventuring day. i'll put it this way: in the timeline that our lore keepers are keeping, this day has a different font size.
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