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Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

the post-credits scene of infinity war 2 is gonna be thor going to a tattoo parlor to get that tattoo to commemorate loki he was supposed to get in ragnarök but when it’s done it says ‘loki is the best’ instead of ‘loki was the best’ (in like.. really shitty handwriting) and thor’s like “you’ve made a mistake my good sir” and the tattoo artist’s like “or did i?” and he transforms back into loki and thor’s just

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

“it’s not fai-”

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

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T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Me: Wow what an amazing fanfic, whens the next chapter due?

Doctor: are you currently taking any other medications?