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Bread icing.

Alfredo sauce dip

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Let's just say I'm gonna sit on Santa's lap and when he asks what I want for Christmas I'll say "Just get me some Tums and a new vibrator"

On being in your twenties

#twenties #being in your 20s #being in your twenties #Santa #tums

Did he ask you to be his forever?

Inquiring about my relationship status

People keep telling me that and I need to realize it's true! I am only 20!

When people tell her "you're only 20"

If I didn't have legs I would never leave the fucking house. Not having legs has gotta be way worse than being fat, right?

On being self-conscience

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I think my eyebrows ARE far apart but like, in a sexy way.

A man was rude to her about her brows

#eyebrows

Does this blanket make me look fat?

I don't like the way this blanket makes me look.

Wearing my Wonder Woman snuggie

#snuggie

Oh I want these! That way everyone knows I have skeletons in my vagina!

Looking at skeleton leggings on ModCloth

#skeleton #vagina #ModCloth

NO DON'T TEXT BACK THAT FAST! Has life taught you nothing?

When I responded to a male upon receiving his text

#texting

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Why would you spend that much on a dress?

Trying to wake Anna up is an adventure.

Me: (softly) Annnnnnnna, you don't have to get up yet just talk to me.

Anna: (angry) Why are you being creepy?

Me: (normal) I don't know how else to wake you up; I gave you another 45 minutes.

Anna: (nicer voice)What time is it?

Me: 11:15

Anna:

Me:

Anna:

Me: (singing) Annnnnnnaaaaaaa

Anna: (judgmental voice) Why would you spend that much on a dress?

#half asleep #shit my sister says #sleep conversations #talking in your sleep #dreaming #dreaming out loud

Just don't suck on my toes, man. I just don't like it.

On foot fetishes

#foot fetish

It's town, not a city. They're kidding themselves if they call it a city.

On Crawfordsville, IN

#crawfordsville

Oh my god if there's a picture of them hiking I'm out. I can't even fucking handle it.

Tinder

#tinder #shit my sister says

Matthew take a selfie with me! It means a lot to me you know I'm troubled!

On saying goodbye

#shit my sister says #goodbyes

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Anna stole my cardigan and apple charger when she was here for fall break. She was trying to explain her deeds.

Me: Then why did you steal it?

Anna: Because I'm a dirty selfish theif.

We both laugh fairly hard.

Anna: I like things that aren't mine.

Anna stole my cardigan and apple charger when she was here for fall break. She was trying to explain her deeds.

Me: Then why did you steal it?

Anna: Because I'm a dirty selfish theif.

We both laugh fairly hard.

Anna: I like things that aren't mine.

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