annabell leigh

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

Day 1: Cut out all sodas/juices/energy drinks and switch for tea or water for better sleep, skin, metabolism, and to kill excess sugar cravings.

Day 2: Do 50 squats every day before your shower to get that ass🍑

Day 3: Do a face mask.

Day 4: Paint your nails/toes with a cute ass design💅

Day 5: Make yourself a bomb ass breakfast before starting your day.

Day 6: Clean out your closet and try on shit to configure some cute ass outfits for future reference.

Day 7: Take an epsom salt bath to detox and relax.

Day 8: Buy yourself a new highlighter. Even a cheap one like ELF or Makeup Revolution can ya shit pop✨

Day 9: Take a selfie. Take 10. Take 100. Do your makeup or go natural, and gas yourself up with as many selfies as your heart desires. Y'all have no clue how much this boosts your self confidence.

Day 10: Pick/buy yourself some flowers. Love thyself.

Day 11: Do something different with your hair. Part it a different way, straighten it, curl it, dye it, whatever makes you feel glammed up💆

Day 12: Go for a walk outside. Get that fine ass some fresh air and exercise.

Day 13: Get your eyebrows done, or do them yourself if you prefer.

Day 14: Trim your split ends💇

Day 15: Try out a new lip color💅

Day 16: Go through old makeup and throw out anything unwanted or expired. Keep that vanity fresh.

Day 17: Go to bed early for that young beauty rest💤

Day 18: Go through social media and your phone contacts. Delete/block people you don’t like or want to talk to. Cut that toxicity outta your life.

Day 19: Wear a new perfume, or one you normally don’t wear.

Day 20: Exfoliate ya face with your favorite scrub.

Day 21: Apply coconut oil (to lenghten) or castor oil (to volumize) to your lashes before going to bed

Day 22: Buy or make a lip scrub to get them soft kissers😘 (diy scrub: honey+sugar+olive oil)

Day 23: Buy yourself a cheap, fake little engagement ring to remind yourself that you are married to yourself. It also wards off fuckboys.

Day 24: Stretch properly after you wake up, and before you go to bed.

Day 25: Make yourself a lit ass playlist on spotify or your phone’s music to jam whenever you’re feelin down.

Day 26: Make a fruit salad and gobble that shit up for a healthy snack (melt some dark chocolate and drizzle over it for a little treat)🍎🍓🍇🍉🍍

Day 27: Do some yoga.

Day 28: Wing out ya eyeliner like a bad bitch💁 Use scotch tape as a guide for beginners.

Day 29: Buy yourself a new bra or pair of panties to feel sexy af in💞 Target has cute shit for cheap.

your avatar is a picture of genitalia 

your blog is empty

spam account

you’re under 18

racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc.

you support minors interacting with adult content

sharing a mix of nsfw content and pictures of minors

uploading or reblogging “creeper shots”

uploading or reblogging content meant to expose someone (doxxing)

uploading stolen content (the public domain argument is b.s.)

deleting captions

promoting your blog on others’ content

adding nasty comments to others’ content

adding your fantasies to other’s content without their consent

sending unsolicited sexual pictures or messages

serial liking

slut shaming, shaming sex workers

harassment

i know there are things i forgot to include. feel free to add on to this list. i’ll be updating and reblogging as necessary. 

i’ve also included a list of all the block list accounts i can think of. these accounts and the people who run them are heaven-sent. they are incredibly helpful for keeping creeps and assholes away from your account, so you never have to deal with them.

showing how i followed my orders at work. i’m such a good, obedient slut.

your avatar is a picture of genitalia 

your blog is empty

spam account

you’re under 18

racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc.

you support minors interacting with adult content

sharing a mix of nsfw content and pictures of minors

uploading or reblogging “creeper shots”

uploading or reblogging content meant to expose someone (doxxing)

uploading stolen content (the public domain argument is b.s.)

deleting captions

promoting your blog on others’ content

adding nasty comments to others’ content

adding your fantasies to other’s content without their consent

sending unsolicited sexual pictures or messages

serial liking

slut shaming, shaming sex workers

harassment

i know there are things i forgot to include. feel free to add on to this list. i’ll be updating and reblogging as necessary. 

i’ve also included a list of all the block list accounts i can think of. these accounts and the people who run them are heaven-sent. they are incredibly helpful for keeping creeps and assholes away from your account, so you never have to deal with them.

(2/2) Typing this has made my clit throb and my pussy drip. I asked daddy if I can touch myself and cum  while I write to you and he said yes. See? My daddy gives me orgasms because I’m a good girl. Good girls get to cum. You’re not a good girl. No orgasms for you. I get to keep them all to myself. I’m going to dedicate tonight’s orgasms to you. Every time I cum, I’ll think about hownyour arent. It’s going to make every orgasm sooo delicious. Thank you for giving me the pleasure you can’t have!             

*moans a little bit*

Kitten: Yes, Daddy.

Kitten: You still think I’m cute though.

Daddy: (grabs my hair and pulls me in close) You act like you didn’t hear the “dumb slut” part.