i get through everything but i have to cry first lol

let’s make hot chocolate and slow dance in the kitchen.

Okay but how do you casually tell someone their existence is the highlight of your day?

I’m not sayin a tattoo will make everything better, but it won’t NOT make everything better, too.

If you aren’t gonna kiss my forehead after I do something cute then whats the point?

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil

I want the kind of love Hozier writes songs about

wish women’s fitness was more about boosting our energy and getting our bones and joints ready for our old age and getting strong enough to punch men and less about losing weight while getting a bigger ass

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

I want a soft kind of love. A best friends kind of love. A "good morning baby, I'll make coffee and meet you in the shower" kind of love. I want lazy Sundays spent in bed and groggy Mondays getting ready for work side by side. I want the kind of love that makes you question if you ever felt love before. I want slow and steady and I want jumping headfirst into anything as long as we're together. The kind of love that feels like home and like a great adventure. I want that love.

damn a tattoo would really hit the spot right now

wine drunk is the best drunk. makes u horny & intellectual. a lust-filled academic