1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

Can I hear a second thing about you

2 thing about me I'm a nasty sicko man

its because you're always using that damn Scrub Daddy

got my circumcision touched up, thought I'd go for an undercut this time

id go catholic if the pope had a couple of big fat rock hard silicone titties

Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that's an egret not a heron, it's got black legs

I just learned about ecosystems and conservation, son. I'm a changed man. go unmow the lawn right now

we transposed your girlfriend into a minor key. yeah she’s much more interesting and sinister now

anyone wanna go to the contruction site with me and lay in the pile of 2x4s maybe this time thwy wont notice and we get to be part of the house finally. holds your hand on the way there and does a littlw rub with my thumb

hitting my dick with a wrench to upgrade it to level 3

my large and handsome pigeon did not find any seeds of interest in your hand

eat a fat crispy lettuce with your mind

​ohh it is so cruncy

woag! i didnt know that and i already forgoted what you told me

your bualls will hurt after one easy trick

i went to Mad At You Island and um. theres some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head