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If billionaires want me to simp for them they should probably give me £5m. Then Id see a benefit in their existence.

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A velcro child in a record breaking heatwave while taking SSRIs is not for the weak.
I might genuinely get heatstroke and die.
Send ice lollies and iced lattes.
Will sell my soul for £500k
Watching Thor again. While on Tumblr. If it weren't for the ads Id feel like it was 2012 again.
Anyway, I remember the running Odins A+ Parenting tag. We ran with that. Little did we know Loki wasn't the first official Odins extraordinary parenting fails. Both his black cat kids were treated like shit.
Bring back the ragging on Odin. He deserves it.

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I hate job applications
"Why this job?"
"Why this role?"
"Why are you passionate about working for us?"
"What interests you in our company?"
I need a job. The salary is fine and Im pretty sure I could do this job. Im not passionate about whatever random job im looking at. Its a job and I need one.
Im watching Ready or Not and once again I want enough money to buy an old house with secret corridors and hidden entrances and unsettling rooms just for family.
David and Michael talk about how it feels to leave their characters behind 🥹🖤🤍
Source: Good Omens on Facebook
20m left to go and Im fully expecting this all to be the hallucination of Grace's dying brain.
NOBODY TOLD ME PROJECT HAIL MARY WAS SO FUNNY OR THAT A TALKING ROCK ALIEN WOULD MAKE ME CRY.
Im not done yet. Im at 1hr 40.

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We have our first flower ❤️
We also lost 4 plants because im a dumbass. When I water the plants, I turn the pot, so all the plants get some sun. But when it rained for a week I didn't turn the pot because I didn't think about it, and the baby plants died.
Its a good start, we can do better.
Done for the day. 50% fringed and fluffed. Ill do the rest and back the fringe and make the leaves tomorrow. I may need more superglue.
Ready to make a thing.
Dont judge my curtains, this house is basically a mold trap and I had to cut the mange off.
Cross your fingers this works.

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No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?