Story time with INTP #11
ENFP: so it says here that when you're angry, you cut people off
INTP: that's right
ENFP: okay but what do you do if say you can't cut them off?
INTP: I cut their throats
ENFP: HAHAHA..... That's a joke right?

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Story time with INTP #11
ENFP: so it says here that when you're angry, you cut people off
INTP: that's right
ENFP: okay but what do you do if say you can't cut them off?
INTP: I cut their throats
ENFP: HAHAHA..... That's a joke right?

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Story time with INTP #10
INFP: doesn't it bother you that Vision looks way older than Wanda?
INTP: wasn't Vision created at The Age of Ultron movie?
INFP: yeah
INTP: and tho it wasn't stated explicitly, but Wanda was teenager at The Age of Ultron
INFP: ...
INTP: you realise where I'm going, right? Wanda was teenager when Vision was created, so someone can sue her for child abuse or something if only he's an actual person
INFP: okay you're right but you don't have to ruin it that far
Story Time With INTP #9
INTP: your cat is angry...
INTP: your cat likes it when you touch her spine like this...
INTP: your cat doesn't like your brother...
ESTJ: How the hell are you reading my cat like that?
INFJ: you know INTP is a cat in human form
Story Time With INTP #8
INTP: I'm having migraine again
ISFJ: Maybe you should give RimWorld a rest. You've been playing nonstop for days and sometimes you even forget to eat.
INTP: Okay I'll stop playing for a bit *proceeds playing Project Diva 5mins later*
Story Time With INTP #7
INFP: *mentions food in the chat*
INTP: Speaking of.. I just remembered I'm hungry... Yeah I'm really hungry *collapses on the floor*
INFP: OMG eat something!
INTP: I.. can't.. get up
INFP: I'M SENDING AMBULANCE THERE

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Story Time with INTP #6
ENFP: *says a list a subtle things that INTP does*
INTP: Wh- how do you know all these stuff?
ENFP: Weeeell I just remember random things about people
INTP: I feel like you invaded my privacy
Story Time with INTP #5
ESFP: why do you even have Instagram if you're not posting anything?
INTP: 1. For the memes 2. Just to keep up with CS Joseph
Story Time with INTP #4
INTP: *is sick*
INFJ: Okay, I'll be there in your house
INTP: Gee, thanks but you--
INFJ: *comes in the house*
INTP: have--
INJF: *cleans the house and prepares INTP's school stuff* here you go
INTP: to... uhm, this is so kind of you but this is really embarrassing for me.
Hi! Random question since you’re an INTP and you seem cool & nice: what are some signs that you & other INTPs show when you like someone? I like an INTP but I’m trying to read the vibe I guess? Signed, a confused ENFP xx
Hello, sorry if it took me a really long time to answer this. I'm not really sure if other INTPs are like this, but when I like someone, although I try to keep it cool and unoticable, I become more affectionate to him\her. Like I hang out with them more than anyone, let some skin contact (I don'tlike being touched, you see), and give them as much attention as I can. I hope that's helpful.
Story Time with INTP #3
ENFJ: *does a metal growl*
INTP: That's sick! You can be in a metal band!
ENFJ: Mm, nah, I'm not a fan of metal. It's too loud for me
INTP [who has a deep passion for metal genre. Would've form a metal band, but is unfortunately born with 'soft voice' and not good enough to play her instruments at Metal Level]: Oh that's tragic

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Story Time with INTP #2
INTP: *drags another friend into the MBTI world and scores as INTP*
INTP friend: *starts doing that thing we do when we're still new to MBTI, trying so hard to be the stereotypes of our types*
INTP: Hey, chill. You are not your mbti type. It's okay to act out of your character, no one will judge you... well, maybe some. But you shouldn't take it 'that' seriously.
Why INTP’s make good scientists.
They are logical
They question everything.
NEed I say more?
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Story Time with INTP #1
INTP: *hides behind a door*
ISFP: *enters the room*
INTP: BOO!
ISFP: *screams loudly and throws the fork she's holding at INTP*
INTP: *drops on the floor to avoid the fork*
ISFP: You shouldn't have done that!
INTP: I tried to scare you, but no, YOU scared the living daylights out of me
that friend who's too comfy in your house
ESTP: *enters INTP's house* Hey
ESTP: *watches tv*
ESTP: *eats dinner*
ESTP: *takes a bath in INTPs house*
INTP: your house is literally 2 houses from here
ESTP: yeah, but this is h~o~m~e
INTP: okay then I'll have to have you pay rent to me
INTPs are Time Travellers
INTP: so what's your plan for your birthday?
INFP: yesterday was my birthday
INTP : what? but it's Friday
INFP: no, it's Monday
INTP: WHAT? WHERE DID MY WEEKEND GO?

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