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Dan and Phil really said we didn't want to be defined by our relationship we're not going to make everything about that. Anyway here's our podcast called hard launch

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

listening to dan talk about how he was suicidally in the closet just to have all of these people prying into his personal life to the point that it made him paranoid to even be happy with phil and then phil say that he effectively went back into the closet so he could keep his relationship with dan and listening to dan apologize to phil for that when people should have just been less invasive in the first place is like. my god. i feel like that visceral image of the stick figure beating someone to death. they shouldn’t have had to deal with all of that

haven’t been on here since like 2020 or been danthrusts since 2017 but i logged into tumblr for the first time in forever to say i told u so

yay for the train robbery renaissance

Hugely disappointed to learn what a baby changing station actually is. I thought I was getting a new one.

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

World Heritage Post

They say there aren’t any iconic tik toks but I know I’m going to be thinking of this one for weeks

You forget one thing about trailers: they try to make it look as appealing as possible.

Both of them look equally fed up with everything. Perfect.