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Sirius * searching up something * * gasp *

Remus, James and Peter : What's wrong Padfoot?

Sirius * running out of the dorm * Remus, James and Peter : * visible confusion *

15 minutes later * regulus walks in the dorm *

James : What's up Reggie * wink *

Regulus : * glares at James * Oh hi Peter.

Peter : Hi Reg what brings you here?

Regulus : Sirius.

Remus : * mumbles * Of course, Hi Reg.

Regulus : Hello Lupin.

James : Hey how come you only talk to my mates and not me.

Regulus : You , don't fvcking talk to me.

James * pouting *

10 minutes later * honk * * honk *

They all go downstairs.

Sirius : Get in losers we're going shopping.

Remus : What why?

Sirius * shows them his phone *

James : Yes!!!

Remus : Padfoot you don't know how to drive.

Peter : Looks like fun.

Regulus : Not you too Peter.

Sirius : Come on Reggie it'll be fun plus we can finally get a happy childhood.

Regulus : No.

Sirius : I'll give you the package you asked for.

Regulus : (@//////@) S-sure let's go.

Remus : Fine I'll go too.

~~~~~~~~~~

Remus : and that's how we ended up like this: Sirius with a broken arm, Regulus with a broken leg and Peter with a mild concussion. McGonagall: Remind me why we take care of those idiots again? Remus : Beats me.

To Be Continued...

Can anyone pls recommend some GOOD pinning jegulus angst.

It's not a crime for someone to want some GOOD pinning jegulus angst with a happy ending. I need some angst or Imma go crazy so pls don't be a canon Pettigrew and GIMME.

Also feel free to drop off some GOOD rosekiller stories WITH a happy ending.

~ it was a quiet peaceful day at hogwarts like every other-~ *insert screaming* oh its the marauders lets go see what they're up to (I'm gonna regret this) Sirius : I HATE YOU! Regulus : WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY! Remus : Sirius give regulus the 200 galleons you landed on his property Sirius : NO HE'S IN JAIL I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL! Regulus : THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY! James : Moony, why are pads and reg screaming? Remus : Shut the fvck up James you're not gonna talk after stealing my last railroad Remus and James : * bickering * Sirius : I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! Regulus : ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS Peter : * TIRED AND FRUSTRATED * Peter : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Lily : I think that's enough monopoly boys. Mary : (to lily)I think it goes deeper than just monopoly Dorcas, Marlene, Pandora, Barty and Evan : * aggressively laughing *

~ meaning of every thing ( you can skip if you want) ~

S : I hate you

Reg : well next time you wont run away and leave me

Rem : sirius let reg stay with you at the potters'

S : no he's a death eater I'm not gonna let Mr & Mrs Potter meet a criminal

Reg : that's not fair at all!

J : * completely oblivious to it all * moony why are they fighting

Rem : * holding a grudge * shut the fvck up prongs you're not gonna talk after stealing pads first kiss

J : that was 5 years ago moony

Rem and J : * bickering *

S : I wish I was never born!!

Reg : me too you think I wanted to be a part of this family!!

P : * tryna play roblox * aaaahhhhh!

A/N : I think I went a little overboard

Viewers : * cough * * cough * a little

random person : is it true you're dating James Potter

Regulus : yes

Random person: OMG!! are you seriously serious

Regulus : nah! that's my brother I'm regular regulus nice to meet you

Regulus secretly liked James but never acted on it and when he found out James and Lily were dating he joined the dark side because there was no hope for him (I mean his brother left him a year ago, the guy he likes is in love with a girl and everyone else in his life at the time was on the dark side so exactly what options did he have(my point proven)) but James unexpectedly meets him one day and ends up confessing his love for Reggie and they started to date secretly and while James wanted to break up with Lily, Regulus was assigned on the mission that got him killed and James was heart-broken but couldn't mourn much because he recently found out his parents had contacted dragon pox and their dying wish was to have a grandchild and so that resulted to James marrying Lily that same year and they gave birth to harry the next year but when harry was one years old, the bald voldy came to kill them all and James had really missed Reggie and saw this as an opportunity to see him again so he purposely went after the bald voldy without his wand knowing he would get killed and he would see Reg.

~in the afterlife~

So now Lily has to watch as Regulus and James snog each other senseless while praying Mary should hurry up and die, but eventually Snape dies and now lily and Snape both watch regulus and James snog each other senseless while praying Mary and Lucius hurry up and die respectively (Snape: for fvcks sake Lucius you're in fvcking azkaban, just die already). Long story short everyone dies and they all live a life as gays. Which are Wolfstar, Jegulus, Marly, Dorlene, Rosekiller, Snucius, Drarry, Blairon, Pansmione and Linny.

But to be honest 1977-1981 was a very stressful, painful and sad period for James Potter imagine losing your true love, losing your parents and getting married to the girlfriend you cheated on for a year plus all in one year (1979)man that is fvcked up.

~ sirius being late ~

Regulus : where is that bastard

Remus : i dunno

Regulus (clearly not wanting to be here) : UGH!! * slams head unto table *

Sirius * from behind regulus * : BOO!!

Regulus : ahhh! * scared and jumped on the closest person to him which happened to be poor Jamie *

Remus : * laughs *

Regulus (to sirius) : this is why mom doesn't fvcking love you!

Remus and James : * laughs *

Peter : * regretting his life decisions *

James : not fall in love with your brother

Sirius : and what did you do?

James : fell in love with him and fvcked him on your bed

Sirius : right, I'm very disappoin- BITCH YOU DID WHAT?!

the end