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actual footage of me avoiding my responsibilities

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しろくま — Shirokuma B6+ (150mm x 176mm) @ 380ppi Shirokuma (“polar bear” in Japanese) is a Japanese variant of shaved ice topped with fresh and canned fruits, sweet-boiled beans, sweetened condensed milk, etc.
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed
SHE HAS HAPPY HANDS WHEN HER BELLY IS RUBBBEEDDDD

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Want Tip: Learning the Lapels
So the day has come when you find yourself wearing more suit jackets instead of hoodies. There’s definitely a wonderful amount of choices out there, with each jacket adorned with defining details. The colors, fabrics, patterns, and cuts, just so many to choose from. One detail that often gets overlooked though is the lapel. While it doesn’t get the attention it deserves, the lapel on a suit is definitely icing on the cake. Want to look just a bit more avant-garde? Or perhaps you’d like more attention and an added sense of power to go with the jacket? The lapel can help you out with that.
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your favorite ship has to file taxes and it’s mad frustrating and creates relationship friction but they get it done and it’s a bonding experience they laugh about later. also eventually they will both die.
sext: hey you’re kinda cute oh god fuck was that okay of me to say holy shit did i make you uncomfortable im so fucking sorry [sweating profusely] fuck
when you wear a shirt with buttons and your boobs make the shirt do the thing
GUYS
TODAY IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Do you love life? Because THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF

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"yo pass me the weed",
you’re welcome
Blind- Ke$ha
that awkward moment when your teacher reads your smut fanfic to the rest of the class
I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE JAMES DEEN AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
This is fucking brilliant.
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

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you know that one piece of clothing that you own that you’re just absolutely in love with and you would wear it every day even if it means you look like a trashy hobo
A Field Guide to Procrastinators
This is just painful.