Yuuri: *getting off plane in Russia, taping himself and Viktor* You guys, I realized most of you have never seen a Viktor Nikiforov in it’s natural habitat, so I’m gonna start a series as I experience it.
Viktor: *laughing* Are you kidding me?
Yuuri: *dead serious* Nikiforov’s apparently find things less believable when they’re in Russia. *tapes Viktor laughing* and has a laugh just as beautiful.
Viktor: *turns bright red as he laughs and walks away from phone *
Yuuri: *Taping Viktor who is fussing over Yuuri’s bruised feet* It seems a Viktor Nikiforov in it’s homeland is far more fussy than in Japan.
Viktor: *looks up with a serious look* A Viktor Nikiforov doesn’t care where we are, you need to take care of your beautiful feet.
Yuuri: *wiggling his toes* Ooooo, a Viktor Nikiforov in Russia has a /foot fetish/
Viktor: *shoves camera away laughing*
Yuuri: *taping Viktor trying to whip the smoke away from a triggered fire alarm* I’m here with a Viktor Nikiforov, this particular one has forgotten how to live in it’s own territory.
Viktor: *looks at him, before whipping the phone* I have not! *goes back to it*
Yuuri: it’s really quite sad to see one so far out of it’s depth.
Viktor: *in a whine* Yuuri, come help!
Yuuri: *walks over to table, drags a chair underneath the alarm*
*gets on chair, turns off the alarm with a simple press of the button* *pans to an embarassed but smiling Viktor*
Viktor: You can’t be serious.
Yuuri: *obviously hiding behind the couch while Viktor and Yuri set up the Xbox one* This is an incredible scene, a Viktor Nikiforov and a Yuri Plisetsky struggle with their own gaming system.
Yuri and Viktor:*different variations of* Shut up, we’ve got it!
Yuuri: *dive rolls behind chair* it seems both have become aggressive in their confusion upon spotting me.
Yuri: what the fuck is happening?
Yuuri: The Plisetsky is asking questions that I don’t have answers for.
Viktor: Yes you do, don’t lie!
Yuuri: *aggressively points camera at Viktor*/No I don’t!/
Yuri: Why are you talking about us like you’re in the wild?
Yuuri: I mean, isn’t being around Russians akin to being in the wild?
Viktor: *lies on his back on the floor while he laughs*
Yuri: is this a thing? Like for fans?
Yuuri: No, they’re for me, I like rewatching them.
Yuuri: *straight facing it like a champ*
Yuuri: *giggles in a moment of weakness* It seems the Plisetsky and Nikiforov have abandoned their task.
Viktor: *screams in his fit of laughter*