freak of nurture

oz/willow/tara love triangle is so good because the whole plotline takes place in the alternate universe where being gay is the the norm and straight is oppressed

inexplicably been listening to pretty odd on loop this week after maybe ten years away. surely this is indicative of nothing regarding my mental state, specifically vis a vis moving back in with my parents

the main reason Merrily doesn’t work as a show is that Franklin Shepard Inc is the second song. once you’ve seen that you like. understand their whole relationship and also nothing else in the show is that good

i’m sorry my loves but i don’t want to read another play by a gen z nyc playwright about reconciling your faith with your current beliefs. particularly as it relates to your gender

‘transplant is a slur for immigrants who refuse to assimilate’ <- joke take i would tweet if i hated my life and wanted ten thousand new yorkers to yell at me

edward will always beat jacob because edward has decades of practice being a pedophile whereas jacob only becomes a pedophile in the last movie. how could jacob ever expect to win their pedophile competition

some of yall have a noble savage view of lesbians