I Apply My Personality In A Paste

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

I sleep really good at night realizing I’m not bullshitting anybody.

Not all heros wear capes.

No ;^)

Git fucked bird

First of all how dare you

YALL

DONT

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

S C R E A M S

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining