Life is short - dip those fries in the shake

he's so ugly I need ten of them

at the begenning he was walking on beat too. what a king

wtfuck

you really gotta hand it to the writers of 2021. they put foreshadowing for the suez canal all the way back in january w/ the sea shanties. they might actually know what they're doing this season

are you telling me that the sea shanties explosion was a warning? is that what you're saying? am I processing this right? is that what my eye balls have gathered? Wellerman was a fucking warning all this time? is that what you've claimed? is—

I MIGHT BE

now to find out if it was a threat or a heads up,,,,,,

you really gotta hand it to the writers of 2021. they put foreshadowing for the suez canal all the way back in january w/ the sea shanties. they might actually know what they're doing this season

are you telling me that the sea shanties explosion was a warning? is that what you're saying? am I processing this right? is that what my eye balls have gathered? Wellerman was a fucking warning all this time? is that what you've claimed? is—

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

"Here they are! :D"

space is weird

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

thanks nasa

why is the moon leaving :(

would it like behave like an actual microphone or is it like one of those cheap toy ones and hes just talking normally to his audience but they can barely hear him.

it’s a karaoke mic so it works fine but he has to have the backing track to “bare necessities” playing at all times, very quietly

now I'm going to be thinking about this for the rest of my life

guys I'm fucking screaming wHAT THE FUCK—

this is a cinematic masterpiece

Feels like home, y’know?

Vine has such a different energy than tiktok like this is definitely more chaotic.

PLEASE unmute this made my fucking day omfg