Hello

listen in theory i love dark academia like secret societies? higher learning? doing morally grey things at odd hours? but in reality u put me in an place filled with history and old ass books i would lose my mcfuckin mind. just go absolutely wild on main. no one would want me in their club bc id be staring at tolstoy in the original russian for four consecutive hours.

I want them all, bury me in them

i love when cows moo.  that’s my jam.  that’s my noise right there

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

don’t threaten me with a good time

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

Germany is a place of obscure sorrows