I can do what a spider can...

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

No one in this video is a human.

the sims 9

if u "identify" with the joker in any way, shape, or form im gonna need you to get in ur clown car and drive the fuck away from me please

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

this is a cop free zone … u like police so much then go get arrested lmao

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

iconic

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach