ManicAntic

I want to be one of those micro celebrities who dance to ug music in niche alt brands who somehow make hella money js for lip sync in the middle of nyc.

it's actually buckfuckingwild how the MBTI acknowledges upfront that it can't produce consistent results by "warning" that people who take it more than once are likely to receive different types and that is. somehow not sufficient to completely discredit it as a useful measure of anything.

it's crucial for many scams to have a loophole wherein failure to deliver accurate, or any, results can be blamed on user error, but "expecting the product to work more than once" is particularly ballsy thing to claim as an error

everybody reblogging this to say MBTI sucks and then shill for the enneagram instead: you are a clown

listen, let me just be upfront: whatever your favorite pseudoscientific system that claims to be able to accurately sort all of humanity into a set number of categories, I hate that one too. I hate you MBTI I hate you enneagram I hate you astrology I hate you strengthsquest I hate you five love languages etc

I worked in a place that did those tests quarterly. I intentionally answered them so I could collect each archetype. After the 5th one, they stopped the testing because I was putting them up on my cube where everyone can see me make a mockery of the test

You’re the realest one.

I would really REALLY appreciate it if my American followers come bring some recognition to the UK’s plight rn too.

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.

if angels don’t exist how do u explain me

you know despite the fact the world can seem so damn bad...i like scrolling through my bug and invertebrate groups because people will ask how to take care of moth eggs they found on their car. how to care for the spider they’ve come to appreciate in the corner of the bathroom ceiling. where to put little insects they’ve found inside so that they’ll be safe. how to help a stick insect they’ve found struggling on the hot concrete. the love and concern that humans can have for the littlest lives...that’s so worth remembering.

i hope ur all saying bless u to ur pets when they sneeze….dont be rude