Angel Says

☆ If you have crooked teeth and there yellow like butter it's okay, someone out there will still love you no matter what xoxo

☆ Remember boys always take showers and brush your teeth, no girl wants to talk to a dude with a stinky satany smelling breath, totally grody >:(

☆ My favourtie food is totally pineapples on pizza and if anyone trys to debate with me I will literally kill you with a spork, what a sad way to go :-(

☆ Being short sucks because no one ever picks me first for ice hockey for goalie, it's totally not fair, I HATE genetics, with a capital H!!!!! >:(

☆ If I was a guy for a day I would totally play with my dingaling for science of course ;-)

☆ If I was president, I would totally make stripping legal, so that way I wouldn't have to pay the stripper and get free lap dances from a super sexy dude :3

☆ NO UGLY BOYZ ALLOWED!! unless there like rich of course, then they can be allowed :-D

☆ Roses are red, violets are blue, if your ugly, you should eat glue! :<)

☆ Remember kids don’t shove a banana in your mouth or you might get herpes and that’s no good :3