#90sslang

☆ If you have crooked teeth and there yellow like butter it's okay, someone out there will still love you no matter what xoxo

☆ Remember boys always take showers and brush your teeth, no girl wants to talk to a dude with a stinky satany smelling breath, totally grody >:(

☆ My favourtie food is totally pineapples on pizza and if anyone trys to debate with me I will literally kill you with a spork, what a sad way to go :-(

☆ Being short sucks because no one ever picks me first for ice hockey for goalie, it's totally not fair, I HATE genetics, with a capital H!!!!! >:(

☆ If I was a guy for a day I would totally play with my dingaling for science of course ;-)

☆ If I was president, I would totally make stripping legal, so that way I wouldn't have to pay the stripper and get free lap dances from a super sexy dude :3

☆ NO UGLY BOYZ ALLOWED!! unless there like rich of course, then they can be allowed :-D

I’m so stoked for this teriyaki chicken #90sslang https://www.instagram.com/anthonymmata/p/BurwOL4A140/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v8ljfqgilf1r