how r u tonite

I have a green jelly baby and it made my boobs hurt

Little green man with a beak running around my house (heaven house) needless to say i shot his little penis off

why that robot sing about DayZ

Taking six shots of vodka before doing a dance in thr minefield they still havent cleared oout. Take that tankie

Just played ain't that a kick in the head to a colony f ants an they all died

Why there so much stuff ❓

Good golly whats up with all this stuff

Joe jonas is my sworn enemy ever since yhat stupid stupid song. Ill kill u one day jojnas

I got my penus stuck in a printr once dont have it no more

Nobody care anymore they jst want me 2 be lin manuel miranda

Im outta ink!!! Can't print

Im transgender btw

Whats with this lolisho cat

I lolled and went to heaven