So was anyone gonna tell me that the cancellation of Invader Zim led to ATLA's creation or was I supposed to find that out from the tv tropes website at 2 in the morning

oh your fluent in SARCASM??? you’d rather STAY IN than GO OUT?????? AWOOOOOGA I’m swipin RIGHT

This is the content I'm here for

A male coworker (a doctor, no less), who I know pretty well but is not a close friend, came up to me when I was pregnant and put his hand on my belly. Once he removed it and stepped back, I placed MY hand on HIS stomach, and stared him uncomfortably in the eyes. “How does this feel to you? Is this weird to you?” Apparently it was, because he apologized profusely for 2 months, and when his cousin came to the US to visit and came to the office, the first thing she asked him was, “Is this the pregnant woman you awkwardly laid your hand on?” 

Don’t bother inviting me if your party isn’t this lit

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay