We all have mocked dogs for chasing their tails but most guys forget that all of us have tried to suck own dick atleast once
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Claire Keane

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We all have mocked dogs for chasing their tails but most guys forget that all of us have tried to suck own dick atleast once

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oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better
āitās ugly until Rihanna decides itās notā
Donāt ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. If you donāt receive the same efforts you give out.. lose that contact b

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WHAT THE FUCK
Iļø dropped it low & my pants POPPED apart š©
I sent this to my friend and this is how she responded
Tell your friend Iļø love her
The actual President wrote this not some overdramatic teenager

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So many rich people outside of politics also assume this. Theyāre desperate to label themselves as middle class for some reason.
It is middle class thoā¦..
Can I be you?
If you think about it in the shower, youāre not over it
im not over like a good 50% of my life lmao
egg
this is literally so stupid Iām cackling
90% of horse movies
girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*
Itās a growlithe
if my growlithe aināt that big i donāt want it
*grabs her arm* āI could eat you,ā
*lets go of her arm* ābut I wonāt.ā š
Correction Itās an Arcanine
Only explanation that makes sense ^^^^

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I didnāt know cheetahs meow Iāve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT
Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beastā¦
This lady canāt afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them⦠Right?
But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:
Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. Thatās 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesnāt have enough of them to go around!
Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmerās supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.
Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the townās economy.
Way to go, Gaston.Ā You may be popular, but Iām sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.