homewrecker

can be pretty wild and free. she's still young, still living those party days out, but will eventually mature into an actual adult... hopefully

was banned from chuck e. cheese because she got drunk and started dancing on the table... trying to strip... at a toddler's birthday party. it was her toddler's birthday party

has a little girl named elizabeth, who she calls lizard / lizzie / elizardbeth

elizabeth's dad dipped out because she was a girl instead of a boy. when he told angel he was leaving because the baby wasn't a boy, she thought he was joking at first. he wasn't. he dipped real quick after lizzie was born. as soon as lizzie was out of her mother's body, henry didn't even stay long enough to hold her. angel hasn't heard from him since

angel is pretty funny in general - she makes accidental jokes all the time and she has a pretty quick tongue, so she's always got a comeback, although her best comebacks always come to her at 3am in the bathtub after the argument

she's kind of like the cool aunt to kids. a little wild and chaotic, but would never encourage them to do something that could seriously injure them. will absolutely load them up with cotton candy, ice cream, and chocolate right before sending them home, though

with her problematic and promiscuous lifestyle, a lot of people judge her and say she's a terrible person - to which she'll agree most of the time. but the one thing she'll tear you apart over is if you call her a bad mother. she loves her daughter with her entire soul and does everything to make sure she has the best life possible

she always says she's a masseuse - which isn't a lie - but what she doesn't say, is that most of her clients go to her for one thing - sensual stimulation, aka erotic massage. she's good at them, so it's what she's mostly known for in the massage community

she was a stripper from the age of 18 until she got pregnant. she misses it, but could never work the schedule now that she has lizzie

angel is a sugar baby and enjoys it

the annoying little sister type friend, whether she's actually younger or not. if you're old enough to be her parent, she's the irritating daughter type person

homewrecker, but friendly with the wives / girlfriends. isn't interested in the men, just likes the sex and being spoiled. they have a literal group chat called 'angel and the wives'. regularly has brunch with the wives

she genuinely doesn't really care whether a marriage is ruined or not - she isn't the one that's married, so if their husband cheats, that's on him, not her

can be a little snobbish, but nothing over the top

pretty easy to get along with despite her habits

she was the kid in school who was accidentally popular. she was popular in the way that everyone knew who she was because of the funny things she did or said, not necessarily because she was popular material

she 100% doesn't care what you think of her or her romantic history

will never catch her without a snack on her. she's always munching on something

certified pothead and cloud chaser

although still in her teen phase, she's the most mature around lizzie and is actually a really good mom, despite what people might think

loves throwback music and will sing her heart out to 'hero' by enrique iglesias every single time it comes on

is a sucker for old commercials

has a collection of coloring books and coloring supplies

will absolutely rock out to baby shark and gracie's world

can't stand theme parks. she calls them 'people soup with extra germs'