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@anewnope
The fic I’ve been working on… it’s humorous, serious in some parts and snarky as hell between our unrelated siblings Kylo and Hux. Also with a healthy dollop of bitch on the side. Sexiness coming soon but I just love the journey there too much to just uh… blow my wad too soon? Sorry. It’s 2am and my mind is finally getting tired.
AO3 Mushroom Mayhem
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Huxloween
Day 1 - Apple
I forgot to post it yesterday but here it is >u>
@huxloween
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The Patient (2022)
Holding hands punishment
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The best lieutenant of The First Order, Harman Croy.
“I’m going to jump!”
“Do a flip!”
*One day the evil space ginger learned that jumps turned to be a defect of Form V during combats.
*“Get used to it, Mitaka. This won’t be the last time.” Said Phasma.
Referencing:
Is it too soon to call him my favorite murderer?
The only thing that can break my Eddie Munson phase…
Is it too soon to call him my favorite murderer?
No dialogue, only hands:
👀👀👀:
The besties agree that Riyola looks like she’s officiating.
Source - Oh Darling Let’s See The World
Us, in the Starcruiser fandom:
H A N D S
Ugh why can’t I have this level of romance in my life?
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Source - Professional Weekenders
Gotta love a supportive partner!
How to deal with the money wasting sarlacc pit currently residing on your ship
Based on this:
I got so many messages from people feeling bad for Kylo, so here have a Kylo taking whatever he wants (i.e. a hug from the General)
Croya Fic!
For those who did the deep dive read on my Croya playlist, you might remember I said I was working on a lil fic for a specific spot. This started as a bit of a silly spinoff of the stormtrooper post, but morphed into something a little more serious. I’m still waiting on an ao3 account, so I’m posting it here for now so I stop making minuscule edits! (No promises: I might still make some minuscule edits.)
(Edit! Now on ao3, with… you guessed it: edits!)
Words: 5,287 Rating/Warnings: PG?? Sir, this is a fade to black household. Various alcohol references.
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So good! Ugh, i love this ship❤️
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Awkward 🫢
Lol exploding Starkiller would have been epic
Hux: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?
Kylo: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Hux: [*waking up next to Kylo the morning after*] Ren, it’s very important to me that my troops respect me as a cold and shrewd officer. Therefore, if we continue seeing each other, we should keep it relatively quiet around our crew.
Kylo: Absolutely, my wild rabid cur. Tasteful discretion is the name of the game.
[*later*]
Kylo: [*shouting in the Main Hangar*] GENERAL ARMITAGE HUX AND I HAD SEX AND NOW WE ARE IN LOVE!
Hux:
Source - Carly King
No dancing 👏🏻 No children 👏🏻
I don’t think this law is practical. I do wish that Lt. Croy would remember that Lieutenants do not have the authority to craft far-reaching galactic regulations. Outlawing dancing and younglings would be considered an extremely far-reaching galactic regulation, one that would lead us all to extinction and one that would make me and the other members of the High Command with children look rather hypocritical. Now, perhaps outlawing certain types of dancing would be permissible. I am quite tired of the dance move known as “the floss”.
-General A. Hux-Dameron
Even the Empire needed children
