I'll find another way for you, wait 'til you see it
Put some goddamn moves on you, God knows you need it.
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I'll find another way for you, wait 'til you see it
Put some goddamn moves on you, God knows you need it.

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âAnatomy #89â, 2022 by Robert Goldstrom. American illustrator and painter. oil on linen panel
âMy womb is a dusty, haunted billiard hall.â
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my stomach hurts
Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did
I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up
[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) itâs soâŚ. ffffunnnyâŚ. ohhehehehehâŚ. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can findâŚ. So this, this dates back to 19â (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) âThe Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for Americaâs Youthâ This is, like, a Baptist website â (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssssâstupidest thing⌠ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child ⌠masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) AahâŚâŚoh my godâŚ. aAHAHAHAHAHaâŚ.. HAHAHAHAHAâŚ.ohmygodâŚ..]
Itâs times like this Iâm grateful for the people that caption videos.
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SHE DID THAT
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Every time I see this video, it renews me
It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. Itâs about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.
Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that wonât freak parents and caregivers out?
Iâve always had the impression that advertisers donât really understand how girls play with their toys.
When I played with Barbies I had this thing called âThe Dead Pitâ which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying âThe dead pitâ over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce â(name) has died.â And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.
this shit is honestly so fucking real
I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego.Â
If your Barbiesâ lives arenât like Game of Thrones, youâre not doing it right.
When I was 6/7, I buried my Barbie doll in the schoolâs playground because I wanted her soul to haunt it
I never really had barbies, but when I was a kid I used to play a game called âHighway to Extinctionâ which was just me jamming a playskool jeep full of dinosaur beanie babies and ramming it repeatedly into a wall
My barbies were basically paint brushes with female bodies for handles.
i literally canât stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
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Been trying to narrow down my picks for most beautiful/favorite RuPaul girls. Hard to choose, thinking about faces I never ever tire of.