Andrew Is My Killjoy Name

you can criticize israel without saying that jews control everything from the shadows you know

you can also criticise the us without asserting that the jews israel controls everything from the shadows

Correct link is: https://webionite.com/reject-trans-bill/

If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston

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I love eating palak paneer. It’s one of my favorite foods now. #MyGreenSludge

without looking it up: is it spinach with cheese curds?

Paneer is a fresh cheese but it’s not straight up cheese curds. Yeah though it is a kind of spinach sauce.

I couldn’t have lived in a time before they invented clocks because I’d be so stressed out about arriving way too late or way too early to actually go places

Ok but did it ever occur to you that before clocks you didn't have to arrive *exactly* at a time

no, I’d still feel if I was late or early

autistic wild west gunslinger who has been told the duel will occur at high noon, nervously glancing at the sky and loitering around in the town square for 2 hours because he is afraid of being late. the duel starts and he kills his adversary in 15 seconds.

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when youre going to criticize someone for being annoying/privileged/entitled then whatever you do dont forget to sandwich in a dig at them being nonbinary it might be your only chance to make fun of trans people in a way that wont make your followers mad

"when I move to an apartment in seattle and my nonbinary roommate tells me im toxic for not washing their dishes" what about cisgender jared who doesnt wash his dishes. is it not as funny when its cisgender jared

when youre going to criticize someone for being annoying/privileged/entitled then whatever you do dont forget to sandwich in a dig at them being nonbinary it might be your only chance to make fun of trans people in a way that wont make your followers mad

"when I move to an apartment in seattle and my nonbinary roommate tells me im toxic for not washing their dishes" what about cisgender jared who doesnt wash his dishes. is it not as funny when its cisgender jared

whenever people say canada is an unserious country or a zany joke it pisses me off and not because i feel like mocked or anything but because i find it wild rude and disrespectful to the indigenous peoples that have been harmed in this nation… genuinely nothing funny about the residential schools or the 60s scoop or the highway of tears or the forced sterilization of indigenous women

“some of your money smells like maple syrup so silly and unserious 😂” sometimes our police officers take indigenous men who are struggling with addiction and mental illness or otherwise homeless, mentally unwell, addict men and drive them far far away from the place they know into the canadian wilderness and abandon them to die from exposure to the elements. it’s called starlight tours.

trinity santos is a study in fandom misogyny because they gave her all the characteristics fandoms usually salivate for in men, being gruff, quippy and misunderstood with a tragic backstory but a heart of gold beneath it all. they put all this into her AND let her be a lesbian. she's everything you could ever want in a character but she's not a man so half the fandom either hates her or constantly mischaracterizes her as petty, callous and aggressive while doing mental gymnastics to baby the male characters around her

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

My boyfriend glanced at my phone from like five feet away and went “oh you looking at the standard model” like SIR why can you recognize this equation by shape

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

I came to a realization recently that I still struggle to properly articulate but: online leftists who have extremely socialist progressive politics but still think its okay to partake in like doxxing and harassment and other toxic practices are eerily similar to conservative Christians who piously go to church every Sunday but still verbally abuse service workers and leave 50 cent tips

Its that same. I guess. Cognitive dissonance between beliefs and actual behavior. That idea that you are a good person because you believe the correct things which conveniently absolves you of having to be conscious of your own behavior and how you treat people. Its okay that you called your Olive Garden waitress a dumb bitch because she brought you bleu cheese instead of ranch with your salad because you can just pray your sins away to Jesus and still get into heaven. Its okay that you told someone who you didnt like on Tumblr to kill themselves because you have "trans rights are human rights" and ACAB in your bio. Its that same kind of Performance of being a Good Person TM while still deciding its okay to treat the people you consider to be "beneath you" like garbage.

Your beliefs are simply step one in determining your personal character, frankly one of the easier steps. The next and more important step is *how* you, personally, treat the people around you. And frankly, you could have the most progressive politics known to mankind but if you still act like a middle school bully at the most minor percieved infraction then you are not a good person. Full stop.

changing my url the dynasty of the soup is coming to a close