梦想家

Chill out, there’s no need to get mad. You look awful when you’re worked up. And no, you still failed to answer my question.

I didn't know I was mad? And you look awful when you're confused. Try asking a fat person, they might be of more service to you then.

Oh, it’ ain’t a big deal. Whatever floats his boat, innit. I’m Phae. 

It's nice to meet you, Phae. I owe you one, you know for the cig.

I wish the room was spinning. I see you're having yourself some fun huh? 

"Mint chocolate chip trumps every other flavor for me."

Oh, mint, yummy! Any particular reason for your sudden craving in ice cream or is this a normal thing for you?

"I suppose that’s true. I just feel like I need it … everyday lately."

Well at least I know I'm not the only one. I could use some rocky road, what's your favorite flavor?

Because we're all sad, miserable, fat fucks. And unfortunately we have needs, eating is one of them. Does that answer your question?

Hm… well there’s always selling drugs on street corners? We could try that. Once again I’m joking but when I do find a way to make money quick I’ll let you know. Should I take all illegal things off the table? Where did you get a job?

Drugs could work, but I'm clueless on how to grow or whatever you do. I buy it, growing it is like rocket science to me. I could just take money from my parents; I mean they always do it from me so hey. I got a job at Urban Outfitters... yee.

Lucky for me, my dad ain’t into little girls. He left my mum for a dude, so at least I ain’t got that to worry about. No problem, blondie. 

Oh.. I'm sorry. I'm surprised my parents aren't divorced yet. They practically hate each other. I'm Andy, by the way.

I wouldn’t go throwin’ accusations around, especially using the words ‘dad’ and ‘little girls’ in the same sentence, babe. Lucky for you, this chick earlier denied my offer so looks like you get my charity cig of the year. 

I wasn't accusing him, he literally snatched them from my hands and smoked them. And if my dad were yours, you'd be putting those two words in the same sentence as well. But thanks, I really appreciate it.

Looks like you my dear have come to the right place. I’m fucking with you, I don’t have shit. This girl right here is also broke. But I’m sure we could find other ways to get money quick. 

How so? I just got a job but I haven't gotten my hours yet so.. until them I'm flat out broke and my family hates me so they only often lend me money. 

What is it with you chicks not havin’ your own cigarettes? 

Well I did have my own cigarette but my fucking dad took all of them. He's a prick who likes to take things from little girls. 

I know but technically it isn’t one. Sorry, I just… Sorry. 

I know, technically. It was kind of just a rhetorical statement. I'm sorry I got snappy.

Haven. And you are?

I'm Andromeda, but you can call me Andy. It's uh, nice to meet you Haven.