p a n d e m o n i u m

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

No translation neccessary

this is also funny to me bc if sam was any character in petronella it would pretty obviously be the enchanter, who sets up weird tasks for our protagonist to complete and then goes "god shes so fucking cool. i gotta win her heart. with more tasks."

One of my favorite things about the episode was hearing the muffled sounds of the Grant room as the other players were doing their own thing. Truly something out of a nightmare

The absolute funniest part had to be the 25 Grants shuffling around the room after each attempt.

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

just cut up a butternut squash into 1 inch cubes and timed it. It took 11 and a half minutes. Build that into your recipe times Or Else

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

i saw a tumblr post a while ago that implied that the purpose of book reviews is to help the author get better at their craft by evaluating the book and pointing out its strengths and weaknesses, and i disagree with that so strongly. a book review is not for the author of the book you’re writing about. it’s for potential readers, and readers who want to see someone else’s thoughts on the book. and on a more personal level, it’s for you, the reviewer, to bring your own analysis and your unique perspective to the review. a book review is about the book you’re reviewing, obviously, but it’s also about you, and what that book meant to you, and why it affected you the way it did. a book review can and should discuss the strengths and weaknesses of the book, but not for the purpose of instructing the writer how to improve their craft. that’s not your job. the author of the book may read your review, but if you have the idea that you’re writing for them, that you’re their editor or pr manager, then you misunderstand the purpose of a book review, and your review will suffer for it.