andrew

WIG FLEW

Our royal highness Queen of Genovia

The queen

His face before he slams it

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

He destroyed it

All I get at my Cold Stone is some teenager that rolls their eyes when I ask for a brownie in my ice cream

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

I remember these as snippets during the break

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…