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God, prom is going to be such a bust this year. I can tell– it’s like this sixth sense. The only good thing is likely to be the spiked punch.

That’s not true! Prom’s fun ‘cause you can always be dancin’ and hangin’ out with friends. 

“Okay, I’m going to stop you right there because the thing is, I. Don’t. Care. Got it?”

“I- uh... I don’t really care about math all that much either...?”

Bianca gasp.”Take that back,right now!”

“Uh, but why? Phones and infants... aren’t they two completely different things?”

thethirstydude:

jacksgapsite:

josephsomoedits:

Found this while shopping today. Fun, isn’t it?

No, no no no nono. I am so sorry, but I am not lookin’ anymore.

No way,it’s my baby. You can’t 

But ma’am, that ain’t a baby.

You ruined everything, absolutely everything. Good lord, we need to get you back into the 21st century. You’d think with you begin a car and all that you’d listen to the radio. [she holds out her hand] If you take any longer I might.

I- okay...? ‘M very, very sorry for doin’ that, though I don’t really know why. But ‘m already in the 21 century, what’re you talkin’ ‘bout? I know, but I don’t really listen to that pop stuff, ‘m more of a country type person. Fine. [Andretti hands her the phone, albeit cautiously.] No throwin’ it out of windows, please.