This is a blog for AndreW2002, from the Collinlock16 continuity. Specifically, this is the version of Andre seen in my fic/fic series, AFK, and primarily focuses on the Psychonetwork (who, in my take, are Andre's entire consciousness; there is no individual Andre outside of them). It may contain spoilers for AFK and its sequel fics, and there's some status quo changes from canon, so probably you'll have less fun if you don't know the fics??? I don't know I won't stop you
My icon and banner are both by @everyone-needs-a-hoopoe, to whom I owe the world.
My personal blog is at @birdnormal.
Behind the cut, some basic FAQ things!
Q: Is this AFK canon?
A: God no. Absolutely not. I want to be able to have fun and let the characters make discoveries/changes/etc without worrying too much, so consider it an AU where Kevin hooks Andre up to the internet/web browsing much earlier than will happen in canon and things get weird.
Q: What's the red text?
A: I like answering OOC problems IC/having a way to set some 'rules' IC, and so the red text is acting as my Intervening Force on asks I don't want the chatlings to see/magic anons/giving the characters objects/other fourth wall blurring things. I'm probably going to end up thinking of elaborate bullshit lore later, so pretend to be surprised, but for now consider it an observer and filter trying to keep things maximally interesting.
Q: Can I do magic anons/give gifts/change things/interact with the characters?
A: They're all stuck in Minecraft and bound by Minecraft rules, and very little can change that, but you can give them Minecraft shit within reason and at my discretion. Magic anons may or may not go through if I think they're funny. Please no roleplay beyond asks for right now, I don't know how threads work any more on Tumblr and I'm scared
Q: Pronouns?
A: Full guide here! Additionally, Assimilation uses they/them exclusively.
Q: Will any other characters show up?
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: Assimilation will almost certainly get a chance to say hi. Kevin may check in. Collin's busy okay he has shit going on. The admins... Well, who knows?
A later note: Kevin's appearances are usually written by Mel/everyone-needs-a-hoopoe. Assimilation's are by my lovely partner.
A: writing AKA is really fucking hard but the chatlings live in my brain 24/7 and I cannot stop writing them or I will die
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you're gonna love the motorcycle pokemon from Scarlet/Violet
SOUPBEGONE31: idk i mean motorcycles sound sick but i want to Run. let me be the motorcycle
xx_E-G-O_xx: what does that. mean
SOUPBEGONE31: shut up
SIDIsquish: we have to ride on soups shoulders :3
I mean, I’m pretty sure that Minecraft isn’t the only game that’s haunted, it’s just… a lot more haunted then other games. I’ve heard that Roblox has plenty of haunted stuff too.. over there they call entities “myths”
Conzercheez: if you can build in a game it fills up w ghosts
xx_E-G-O_xx: architecture hating ghosts
SIDIsquish: CUUUUTE WE NEED TO GET THIS
SOUPBEGONE31: kinda impractical for runnin in
SIDIsquish: we can wear shorts under :3
Conzercheez: i dont know if kevin can draw well enough for us to get this outfit lol
Hypothetically if mojang was aware of yours and the admins existence what do you think their reaction would be
SOUPBEGONE31: SHUT THE FUCKERS DOWN. TOS VIOLATIONS
Conzercheez: i do feel like finding out about all the supernatural bullshit in minecraft would probly be the one thing that Could get it made illegal lel
xx_E-G-O_xx: i kind of dont want like anyone w any power findin out about us. had enough of being studied
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If minecraft were to like get shut down or something what would you guys do
feargeyt6774: :kittyfear:
Conzercheez: i mean it runs offline so like kevin could just keep the copy we have and itd be fine
SIDIsquish: itd suck tho if it were all offline and no new updates or anything... :( boriiiing
Conzercheez: i feel like people would prolly still make mods unless it was literally illegal lmao
SIDIsquish: HI COOLER COLLIN!!!!!
xx_E-G-O_xx: thats just officially what were calling em huh
SIDIsquish: theyre objectively cooler lookit em
Conzercheez: not hard to beat collin in coolness tho tbf
Just as a quick heads up, the robot deer is the only not super fast Pokémon,
Also, the reasoning behind most of ego’s team was I was thinking super smart Pokémon.
And you know what, I guess the mega form of meow stick is the non-binary version. Didn’t think of it like that, but now looking at it, I love it.
Also, I’m just realizing that you guys probably do not know what mega Dragonite looks like because I just gave it the megaton instead of going for the actual mega itself. Fun fact it has wings on its head and it’s adorable as fuck.
It’s also OK for not responding to the in between messages. You guys got busy you had shit to do I understand.
I kind of wanna draw you guys with your teams, the issue is I am not the best at drawing humans or some Pokémon. Also motivation is being a bitch right now, but I swear on my life I will. I will try to make the most dynamic pictures ever for you guys.
SOUPBEGONE31: its my robot deer so itll be fast as hell
xx_E-G-O_xx: oh huh
xx_E-G-O_xx: flattering tbh? i would have figured conz for the smart ones
Conzercheez: soup is going to get upset lol
SOUPBEGONE31: fuck yuo
SIDIsquish: i want headwings... id look cute w those :3
xx_E-G-O_xx: the drawing sounds great if you ever go for it. if it helps we have no idea what wed look like
xx_E-G-O_xx: well ig we look like andre but you know what i mean
geyt : drampa & hatterene are the only non shinies (i went a little overboard-)
assim: umbreon, florges & roserade.
SOUPBEGONE31: hey sorry for not responding to the interim messages we had to go do important shit for a bit
SIDIsquish: we were getting assi kisses :3
SOUPBEGONE31: motherfucker
SIDIsquish: is that not important
SOUPBEGONE31: ofc it is just. ugh. nvm. pokemon
SIDIsquish: mine are so so so so cute again :3333 and my powerful dragonite will bite you to death :3
SOUPBEGONE31: i am gonna kick your ass before you even know whats happening. i dont even know like half these guys and i can tell theyre fast as hell and ready to go
xx_E-G-O_xx: did they make like. nonbinary form meowstic. excellent
xx_E-G-O_xx: not sure how to feel abt slowking specifically
Conzercheez: eh you take time to think things thru which frankly some ppl could stand to do
SOUPBEGONE31: fuck you my robot deer is already killing you
Conzercheez: i see geyt and i overlap on two huh. whats the hat one that looks cool. also ill take whatever is goin on w that absol
feargeyt6774: dont know many but i like :)
SIDIsquish: and assis are really good!!!! well show them later :3
xx_E-G-O_xx: theyll really like the floral focusing you did i think
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But that does not tell me whether or not I should give you a past paradox Pokémon, or a future paradox Pokémon. I just need you to pick one please.
(for context, the magical girl robot is a future paradox Pokémon. All the future paradox Pokémon tend to look like that)
SOUPBEGONE31: thought i was obvious
SIDIsquish: lmaooooooo run fail
SOUPBEGONE31: fuck off
SOUPBEGONE31: future. were headed to the future. that was the whole point of the speech our old times are the past the new ones are the future the wr is there and thats a good thing that sort of shit
xx_E-G-O_xx: i kinda liked the speech
SOUPBEGONE31: ill do footnotes next time ig
OK soup I’m on your team next, quick little question: past or future? Don’t ask for context, just tell me which one
SOUPBEGONE31: LOOK BACK AT THE PAST ONLY TO KNOW WHAT TO EXCEED
SOUPBEGONE31: THE WR LIES IN OUR FUTURE AND WE MUST CONTINUE ON TO IT
Conzercheez: why do you get all dramatic speech abt this sort of shit
OK, so I finished the prior team and I’m working on sidi’s first and I quickly ran into my first hiccup of the lack of national decks. This means some Pokémon, like skinny, are illegal.
I am going to fight the person who decided to remove the national decks. I can understand why for the main games, but for Pokémon showdown? Buddy why?? You got eyes are the new Megas aren’t GEN nine, they definitely aren’t 10 since that one’s not even gonna be out till 2027! (thank you bulbapidea for existing)
So yeah, some teams may not be legal, but we’re not caring about competitive Pokémon rn, this is a fun thing.
Also soup gettin two legendary Pokémon, and a very fast electric dog. That is all I shall spoil.
Conzercheez: wait wtf why would get get rid of the dex
xx_E-G-O_xx: looking forward to your team comps tho and we dont know anything after sun and moon so you can go wild lol we wont know
SOUPBEGONE31: its what i deserve.
hi wait other anon i really like your post about pkmn teams i want to take this opportunity to Also send my pokemon teams for you guys
ego conz sidi soup gate in that order ....
Conzercheez: oh these are solid yeah
xx_E-G-O_xx: when did they give malamar a mega
Conzercheez: idk but yours are solidly green lol
xx_E-G-O_xx: lol true. rotom seems abt right too
Conzercheez: ok w the meowstic i do kind of understand the cat thing now
SIDIsquish: SEE
Conzercheez: should i be worried how many of mine are like cursed and stuff
SIDIsquish: no thats probably fine :3
SIDIsquish: mine are so so so cute............
SIDIsquish: were gonna kick ass >:3
SOUPBEGONE31: good team. dunno whats up w robot magical gallade there but it looks sick as hell so i bet its the best ever
SOUPBEGONE31: gonna win competitive with this
feargeyt6774: want to hug goodra
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Conzercheez: uh
Conzercheez: did you mean this for sidi not me
xx_E-G-O_xx: no i can see it youre kinda like aloof and cool
SIDIsquish: but also mischevous and cute!!!!
Conzercheez: ok one of those is just plain wrong lol but sure
Conzercheez: im not gonna meow tho
SIDIsquish: you gotta
Conzercheez: nop i dont
xx_E-G-O_xx: sorry kinda catlike behavior there
Conzercheez: this is my life now huh
I’m giving you all the heads up that I am currently on a very strong. I need to make Pokémon teams for these guys kick so I am probably going to make what I think your Pokémon teams would be.
Soup you are getting a bunch of fast ones and one of you is getting a scolipede. I don’t know which of you is getting it but one of you is getting one because they are awesome and cool and I love them and they’re cute little bug guys.
I might also make Assim a team to. my brain is just kind of stumped at the current team I’m trying to make. I just need to find the last Pokémon for this dude.
SIDIsquish: CAN I HAVE A SYLVEON OR A SKITTY OR BOTH PLZ PLZ PLZ
Conzercheez: either me or gate needs an absol lel
Conzercheez: beyond that idc
xx_E-G_O_xx: uh i have no ideas sorry. robots? yamask????
Conzercheez: little grim
xx_E-G-O_xx: i dont knooooow
SOUPBEGONE31: def the fastest you can get. also like some steel type to kick sidis ass
SIDIsquish: LOLLLLL YOU CAN TRY
feargeyt6774: like absol
