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When I was hesitant about Frank Castle being in Brand New Day, what I failed to account for is that Frank is the perfect person to hear "I'm staying away from my loved ones to protect them" and respond with "that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Go talk to them."

Spiderman: Brand New Day was actually a 2 hour documentary on how repressing your emotions will fucking kill you

Firefighters … wow that’s crazy. They dgaf they will go right in the fire. thank you

do you ever think they gaf actually? like what if they love the fires and that's why they go right in

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

You can lie when you name things

BRING HIM BACK

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’