suddenly i'm...

seeing people be like "why did sinners get a vfx nomination" bro there were TWO michael b jordans on that screen!!

That's not on vfx michael b jordan can just do that

Hate when I’m smiling giggling at a video and then an ad plays. suddenly I have to lock in and frown so the ad knows I would never smile for it. Making me look like a fool in front of my beautiful princess (funny video)

I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that