we’ve got:

goth gamer fae who has daddy issues and gets piercings/tattoos instead of therapy

dark, traumatized angel of death who severs heads without a second thought but really just wants to be loved

goddess of light fae who’s got curves for days and will step on you (also just wants to be loved)

hacker boy who probably has a cat-ear headset hidden in his desk drawer

ballerina/mercenary lesbian couple 

flirty, charming mer man who wants to be spoiled

literal cat-boy with an affinity for speaking in riddles, showing up unannounced, and scaring your friends. also he’s the prince of hell did i mention that

jacob from twilight who wants his roommates to have sex quietly for once

cool adoptive dad with a shotgun

Turns out my straight friends aren’t dating

Successfully broke into my own school

Made valedictorian even though I don’t have the highest GPA

Ass looks hella in these pants