anderson.

S'yeah I don't think I'll do any more pink ones as this is sure to look like crap on pretty much every monitor on the planet.

I felt like a bastard for a good hour after this happened because you just can't apologize for something like this without upping the awkward even higher. Sorry Eddie.

I love purple comic day. It's so funky.

The man who makes the schedules at my job is a heartless bastard with little or no penis to speak of.

Holy shit that has to be one of the best things he’s ever done. Certainly one of the funniest. I'm really glad I went to see it in theatres because goddamn, that man knows how to make a fucking picture.

Sorry today's comic isn't funny. The band was called DEET, if you were wondering.

Summon the many angled ones to feed on the minds of men. 

Oh man my life is so full of amazing adventures did you know i eat food and type run-on sentences on the internet for people to not actually read because that's a true thing about me that's true wow it's like you really know me huh?

Red comic day means RAGE COMIC DAY. No not those rubbish rage comics the internet is so fond of, true rage expressed through comedy, the ultimate transmutation of emotion through art! Stuff!

Oh man a purple one! Haven't seen that yet.

He knows. I'm fucking sure of it.

I knew this wopuld happen and I did nothing to stop it better comic tommorow i so tired i don't owe tyou anything get off my back jeeze mom.

Oh man I smoked fifty marijuanas this post mught be a little hard to read please like my comic interneteet

Nothing all that interesting happened today so you get to read about my new boots, they really are quite shiny and new and kind of hard to come by so I was really glad when i saw them in the shop.

I'm wearing my big fur coat in today's comic, in fact I'm wearing it as I type this sentence. I'm telling you this so you don't think I became all hairy somehow since yesterday.

Would have been done sooner but I spilled a bunch of salt, it was a big mess, you don't want to hear the story. Bed now.

A cartoonist with a pet cat? I know, it's unusual, but that's just the kind of guy I am.