Also, Stark family reunion
Jon: Um, so, who is going to start?
*awkward silence*
Arya: I might as well. So, after seeing father beheaded I murdered my way across half of Westeros just in time to be ten meters away when Mom and Rob got redweddinged, and then I killed some more guys, and went to Braavos to join a magic assasin's cult. But then I killed some of them too, and here I am.
Bran: I, ummm, well I found out one of the most important secrets in the world, and then I got magic visions and went deep beyound the wall, where I sort of learned magic from a tree-man, and found out some more of the most important secrets in the world, and probably pissed off an Ice Demon King, but our zombie uncle saved me so now I am here.
Sansa: I got repeatedly abused by some of the world's most powerful and least mentally stable people, but I escaped and inderectly murdered every one of them in increasingly gruesome ways and also obtained influence over the guy who orchestrated everything that happened since, pretty much, ever. And I kinda sorta got us Winterfell back, so, yeah, here I am.
Jon: I fought ice zombies for a while, and then I sort of killed my girlfriend, more or less for which they made me Lord-Commander of the Night's Watch, and then I killed an ice demon dude and fought some more zombies. Then I got murdered, but after I got better I went through one of the most horryfing slaughters imaginable to get Winterfell back. So here I am too.
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Bran: That is probably what dad meant when he went on about how Starks should stay at Winterfell.
