And Really Bad Eggs

i think it’s very sweet that jack and barbossa are undeniably the two worst pirate lords just like in terms of meeting their job expectations

the other seven of them all have full fleets that they command from the sprawling luxury of their estates where they sit atop amassed decades of wealth these two assholes have spent fifteen years fighting over the same oversized dinghy 

we all talk about elizabeth’s kiss of death but i want to talk about how every ship james ever sails on  ( the dauntless,  the interceptor,  the pearl,  the endeavor )  ends up at the bottom of the ocean with the exception of the dutchman,   which is the ship that he himself dies on

Okay, but the scene where Jack is going to be hanged in the first Pirates movie and Will has just told Elizabeth he loves her and Elizabeth’s dad and Norrington know some shit’s about to go down but she faints to distract them? Her dad’s look of pure for fuck’s sake when her dad realises she was faking is perfect