all for a little red crown.

Did you need something, or are you going to stare at me all day instead?

I was just... checking to see how you were doing.

"Congratulations."

Don’t tell me you believe in happily ever afters too.

For others, maybe. I've resigned to the fact that I probably won't get mine.

Cheers.

How've you been, Sheriff?

The next round is on me.

Well, then... cheers.

Do I look like I want to spend my afternoon giving sex talks to members of this town?

I would hope the adults in this town have a pretty good idea about that already.

You do know that happily ever afters are just bullshit endings sold to you by corporations to make you believe in something stupid and spend money, right? They aren’t real.

Well now, someone sounds bitter.

I just…don’t need a lot of stuff, you know?

I have to say, you're probably the most humble bride-to-be I've ever met.

I…I don’t know.

Well... I'm here, if you need anything at all.

It’s my pleasure, Ana!

That's very nice of you. Business is going well, I take it?

I…I don’t know what to do.

Is there anything you need?

I’m really not that fussy.

You should be fussy about your wedding. You only get one... well, ideally.

Shit, I’m late for work.

Don't choke on your coffee while you're at it.

Your meal is on me.

Oh-- thank you. That's really not necessary.

They couldn’t find a heartbeat…

Oh my gosh... I'm so sorry.

Why are weddings so expensive?

Because it's the biggest day of your life.