human disaster

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

a concept: being alone, not needing to do anything or be anywhere. everybody forgets about my existence. there’s no more static in my brain.

hello my name is neurotypical and i have “emotions” and “healthy coping mechanisms” and my hobbies include “going out with friends” and “having fun”

the faster you learn to say ‘this is hideous, i love it’ about an item of clothing and genuinely mean it, the faster no one can take away your happiness about your clothes because they can be like ‘what the fuck are you wearing’ and the only answer you can give is a gleeful ‘i KNOW isn’t it HIDEOUS!’

If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)

I’d have to say my worst quality is probably just like who I am as a person