1. Weâve done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.
2. Weâre not gonna die. We canât die. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
3. Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
4. Weâre crooks. If everything were right, weâd be in jail.
5. Crime and politics: the situation is always⌠fluid.
6. Ten percent of nothing is, let me do the math here, nothing into nothing, carry the nothinââŚ
7. Now we have a boatful of citizens right on top of our⌠stolen cargo. Thatâs a fun mix.
8. If anyone gets nosy, just, you know⌠shoot âemâŚ. Politely
9. If youâd prefer a lecture, Iâve a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire⌠one has lepers.
10. Listen, you donât know me, so Iâm gonna say this once: if I ever kill you, youâll be awake, youâll be facing me, and youâll be armed.
11. This is why we lost, you know. Superior numbers.
12. You know what is reputation? Is people talking, is gossip.
13. Time for some thrilling heroics.
14. You know what the chain of command is? Itâs the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand whoâs in command here.
15. May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
16. What does that make us? Big damn heroes.
17. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
18. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill âem right back!
19. Suffocationâs not exactly the most dignified way to go.
20. Everybody dies alone.
21. No power in the âverse can stop me.
22. Hey, Iâve been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity.
23. We went to the war never lookinâ to come back, but itâs the real world I couldnât survive.
24. When you canât run anymore, you crawl, and when you canât do that, you find someone to carry you
25. Everybody dies. Someoneâs carryinâ a bullet for you right now, doesnât even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.
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