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sooo this has kind of been a long time coming, but i’m moving to a new blog! you can find me here if you want to refollow, if not, that’s cool. it’s been a pretty stressful past few months, and i think it’s time for a change of scenery after all the memories on this blog. i’m going to try to be active, but i can’t really be sure because of finals and all that jazz, y’know. if you want my skype, ask for it on the other blog, yeah?

 I love you all very dearly!

"You have to write."

"I'm very proud of you."

"My mother surprised me by marrying my high school teacher."

"We're just friends now."

"It's the princess from America!"

"There was no course in Queen or How to Run a Country 101."

"Will I ever be ready?"

"I'm going to live in a beautiful palace like in a fairy tale and eventually sit on the throne and rule."

"Welcome home, Princess."

"The one downer in my fairy tale is I've never been in love."

"Maybe I'll meet my Prince Charming tonight."

"The eagle is flying."

"A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

"I hope they have string cheese."

"And you obviously don't speak English."

"Have you met the princess yet?"

"Is this an American custom?"

"I'll survive, Your Highness."

"Are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurance?"

"The swelling should help them fit better."

"Looks like they're trying to land a plane!"

"Woodland animals are a lovely thing to be compared to."

"I'm sorry I stepped on your foot."

"You can step on my foot anytime."

"If this were my party, we'd be kissing by now."

"No harm, no foul, no bruise."

"Please don't curtsy like that."

"How do you turn off the curtsies?"

"Can I explore a little bit?"

"Shut up!"

"We've never enforced that law!"

"She deserves the same right as any man!"

"How do they expect me to find love in thirty days?!"

"An arranged marriage is my only choice."

"I dream of love, not fondness."

"You don't have to be queen/king."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."

"I want to make a difference as a ruler."

"I'm doing a background check on____."

"I would gladly take a bullet for you."

"I offered to have them hung by their toes in our courtyard."

"Have you met him?"

"We will present ourselves with grace and poise."

"They always do that."

"I will personally get some ice for your foot."

"We danced and I flirted."

"I feel so stupid right now."

"This is your very own suite."

"This is so cool!"

"I have my own mall!"

"I just love to look at him/her."

"Right on!"

"Does this popcorn taste like pears?"

"You ever take those shades off?"

"Shall we have some tea?"

"Let them bond."

"Every marriage in my family for the past one hundred years has been arranged."

"Your task is to romance her/him."

"I was just admiring my ring."

"You know, he/she is so romantic!"

"I'm not here."

"It was more than a minute."

"Well aren't you just...crafty."

"Lie dance?"

"The point is that I'm onto you!"

"He/she was in a closet with him/her?"

"The wedding invitations have been sent out."

"I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement."

"We are learning the art of the fan."

"Are you sassing your grandma?!"

"A princess never chases a chicken."

"I can't ride sidesaddle."

"It's a wooden leg."

"That is impressively sneaky!"

"I don't like you."

"You shouldn't hide, it only makes them gossip more."

"What do you want?"

"I don't need this right now!"

"You never think about anyone but yourself."

"Can you let me be miserable and not make me feel worse about myself?"

"____ doesn't have boyfriends/girlfriends, they have dates."

"It's a shame you're not attracted to them."

"I didn't hear you mention love."

"You're so jealous."

"You can't just go around kissing people, particularly not engaged people!"

"You want to kiss again?"

"What's so confusing about a kiss?"

"Maybe I just like kissing you."

"Why don't you go under water and I'll count to a million?"

"Why do you talk like that?"

"Most of them are orphans, we take care of as many as possible."

"Would you like to be a prince/princess today?"

"They're letting the children join them, how charming."

"It's time for mattress surfing!"

"Darling, when they tell your story, they'll call your heart of gold your crowing glory."

"You've fallen in love with her/him."

"But you care for them."

"Are you sure I didn't burn you?"

"We can have tasty finger sandwiches together!"

"Could I see you one more time before I go?"

"I'll find a way."

"Have you been thinking about us?"

"You were the someone I wanted to spend the rest of my life with."

"They're throwing pebbles!"

"And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy."

"This really is more romantic in the books."

"Tell me a secret."

"No one knows what's in your heart."

"I love I Love Lucy reruns."

"That's a fact, not a secret."

"The secret is...I still want to."

"We stayed out all night."

"Have a nice life!"

"I promise you nothing happened."

"I'm getting married today."

"Now, this is what I call a closet."

"Being married is about being yourself, with someone else."

"I look like a moose."

"He/she kind of does look like a poodle."

"Come and sweep him/her off their feet."

"I should have known!"

"Doesn't matter, I'll run."

"How am I supposed to herd sheep with a bike?"

"I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink."

"The maids know everything."

"Is this part of the plan?"

"I'm going to need a minute or two."

"Out of my way!"

"I can't do this!"

"Don't make the same mistakes I did."

"You can go in that church and get married or you can walk away."

"I won't be getting married today."

"Would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do?"

"I refuse to be king/queen."

"Just think how lovely he/she will look on our postage stamp."

"Stare them down."

"I like change."

"Just because I didn't get my fairy tale ending, doesn't mean you shouldn't."

"Put me down!"

"I'm in love with the king/queen-to-be and I'm inquiring if he/she loves me too."

"Do you have a chicken for my table?"

"I think I can hear you without a phone."

"I'm not kissing you."

"Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. "

"That you will stay who you are."

"I thought you were dead."

"I thought you were smaller."

"Is this a test?"

"I don't want to kill anyone."

"I don't like bullies; I don't care where they're from."

"What do you think?"

"Yes. I think it works."

"There's not gonna be a safe landing, but I can try and force it down."

"Right now I'm in the middle of nowhere."

"Do you want to kill Nazis?"

"Please don't do this."

"We can work it out."

"If I wait any longer a lot of people are gonna die."

"This is my choice."

"I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance."

"I'm here."

"I gotta put her in the water."

"(S)He'll know what to do."

"Eight o'clock on the dot. Don't you dare be late. Understood?"

"We'll have the band play something slow."

"I suppose that's the only question that matters."

"You will make us strong."

"(S)He has become convinced that there is a great power hidden in the earth, left here by the gods, waiting to be seized by a superior man/woman."

"The serum was not ready."

"Remember when I made you ride the Cyclone on Coney Island?"

"Yeah, and I threw up?"

"No matter what lies ________ told you, you see, I was his/her greatest success!"

"How do you feel?"

"You don't have one of those, do you?"

"I wasn't just THINKING about it. ________ is a clear choice."

"You put a needle in that kid's arm it's gonna go right through him/her."

"I am looking for qualities beyond the physical."

"This isn't payback, is it?"

"You don't win wars with niceness, doctor. You win wars with guts."

"________ told me you were insane."

"I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner."

"I joined the army."

"You've been asleep, ________. For almost 70 years."

"Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but we thought it best to break it to you slowly."

"GRENADE!"

"You can't give me orders!"

"You gonna be okay?"

"Break what?"

"Is this permanent?"

"I couldn't call my ride."

"You're late."

"Yeah. I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times."

"The moment you think you know what's going on in a woman's head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked."

"Wait. You know what you're doing?"

"Seems harmless enough. Hard to see what all the fuss is about."

"Shut it down!"

"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."

"Sit down."

"It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right?"

"We barely got out of there alive, and you want us to go back?"

"Well, that was easy."

"And they will, personally, escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of Hell."

"That was penicillin."

"I don't eat meat."

"Who are you supposed to be?"

"You'd be ineligible on your asthma alone."

"I can swim."

"I'm a great fan of your films!"

"You cannot control the power you hold."

"You will burn!"

"I'm doing it. I'm saving your life."

"I had some ideas about the uniform."

"I thought he'd be taller."

"Your metabolism burns four times faster than the average person."

"You could have the power of the gods!"

"Cut off one head, two more shall take its place."

"Hail Hydra."

"I have not come all this way for safety."

"If you have something to say, right now's a perfect time to keep it to yourself."

"I asked for an army and all I got was you."

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

“I've been screaming for years and no one has ever heard me.”

"Go to hell."

"I'm working on it."

"You can't touch me."

"Why are you touching me?"

“Dude, you ran off with the crazy chick! You ran off with the psycho girl!"

"She's not crazy. And she's not deaf, asshole.”

“You're absolutely delicious when you're angry."

"You think I don't have a heart? You think I don't feel?"

"You're just like everyone else. You think I'm a monster just like everyone else."

“Aw, you trust me?"

"There's very little I wouldn't do for you.”

“I'd really rather die than eat your food and listen to you call me love.”

“It's been me and you against the world forever. It's always been that way.”

“Moving forward is the only way to survive."

“Son of a motherless goat!”

“Life is a bleak place. Sometimes you have to learn how to shoot first.”

“Of course I remember you. You were the only one who ever looked at me like a human being."

“... shit happens. We deal with it, and we find a way to survive."

“Don't underestimate me.”

"At least I'm honest about being a liar.”

"I don't know why, but I kind of like it when you threaten me."

"You've got a sexy voice. Makes everything sound naughty."

“Why are you being nice to me?"

"You I would kill for pleasure."

"We would be unstoppable. We would change the world. I could make you happy."

"You have no idea what you do to me."

“We’re all too young to have to deal with this shit.”