i'm already torn

Juliet: I mean it! Where do you wanna go?

Juliet: Is this like punishment for you catching him with that Seal guy’s cock shoved up his ass or something???

Ana: Anywhere but here.

Juliet: Yeah, obvi. You want me to start packing? What's up?

Ana: Don't say that unless you mean it.

Skye: I can't either!

Skye: Of course not!

Skye: My parents do not and CAN NOT know about Sealey. I have no idea where this is coming from and I'm so sorry you got roped into this too. Especially after the party. But can you PLEASE PLEASE not tell them about me and Sealey?

Ana: My mom says this is something they've been planning for a while so okay, I believe you. But still, SHIT, dude. Why do they think they can do this?! Like we're their dolls and not their kids and our own fucking people!

Ana: I can't believe this is really happening.

Ana: I guess this means you haven't told your parents about the guy, huh?

Sireena: Only when I’m talking to an idiot like you

Sireena: I was not calling beaches disgusting, moron.

Sireena: Disgusting.

Molly: I’m entirely too used to beef, so whiffing it is practically a sixth sense for me. I can sense the Sireena death glares practically a second before she even makes them. Maybe I could help you finish one someday? I’m not the best at lyrics but that would make such a good song and I bet our shared experience would make the brain juices flow? Well that’s why they’re always smearing! I know! But I’d prefer you not being a felon anyway please!

Molly: Lol you think so? Thank you! Okay good! Getting trashed at a party like that one will probably be kind of inevitable.

Ana: I can't tell if that makes you super fucking lucky or super fucking UNlucky lol because always smelling the beef sounds exhausting but on the other hand, I'd at least want to know if someone had issue with me, you know? I almost wish Sireena sucked at singing and we could just replace her, is that shitty of me? Dude, yes, let's try collabing! I don't have a TON of experiences but I'm sure together we've got plenty for songs! Plenty of band members end up as felons as one point or another!

Molly: Truuue. But you can usually catch a whiff of it! I so agree about it being musical gold though. What are you writing it in? The thin sharpies don’t really smudge and they come out in a few good scrubs. Jail is more boring!

Molly: Ummm no clue tbh! They seem really fun but also it’s a pretty big party for them? Either way, you probably shouldn’t do it. We want more gigs and a lot of people don’t wanna book the band that completely trashes the party after their set. Wait till we’re famous?

Ana: I'm not an expert beef whiffer LOL it usually takes me forever to realize if someone's got a problem with someone else. I don't even know how it long it took me to realize that Sireena shoots some serious death glares my way. I wish I could write a cool song about how weird it feels to work with someone who maybe kind of hates you but eh, I've never been able to finish a song, I just leave them halfway like I do most things. I use the thick Sharpies, they're my favorites! PSH please, no jail could keep ME locked up!

Molly: Don’t you think someone would’ve heard about it by now if they have beef with each other though? Write it on your hand or something then? Escapable messes only!

Ana: Not everyone advertises their beef! Which is a shame because beef is fucking musical lyric GOLD. I write stuff on my hands all the time, it's not my fault it gets smudgey lol. Escapable messes only, fine, but that's so boring.

Of course it’s me! A band without a good drummer is like a monster without a heartbeat. For those monsters who have heartbeats, anyway.

Molly: I GUESS but if tvs had emotions don’t you think their technological brethren would’ve spoken up for them by now?? Of course not, but don’t they usually leave the carnage like…in the room so they have enough time to escape before anyone thinks to call the fuzz?

Molly: Because no one's given a smart tv wings or like...emotions yet! Dragons and manananggals have existed for thousands of years so it's very different! It's not the imagination that was the illegal part fdkhjhd it was the smashed tv that "flew" from a window!

Molly: You told them the TV just grew wings, unbolted itself from the window and threw itself at the ground, and then started to cry because you believed your own story and thought it committed suicide. I’m pretty sure the police were justified in drug testing you.

That they’re pretty tasty? Sorry not sorry.

Uh, well, some of the ones I’ve met are kind of assholes like @sireenagaea which sucks because she’s hot and can really sing and I thought we could bond over music or whatever but I’m sure some of them are really nice deep down or whatever? But eh, if they don’t take the time to talk to me, I’m sure not going out of my way to talk to them.