From whence wayward westerlies blow

Considering I'm not a Sky Shit or a normie, I like to think I'd be a hero by default?

Maybe a few dozen normies when I was a kid, but none on purpose.

Just as a disclaimer: As a sea monster and a musician, I am full to the brim of water and therefore end up crying all the goddamn time at the drop of a hat regardless of how tough I am.

Forty five minutes ago.

I’d rather be publicly executed but if I really had to, I guess I’d rather call someone daddy?

I’d have made @sealeymuir go with me instead of whoever he went with and we’d have gone dressed as Beyoncé and the fire hydrant from the Hold Up music video.

I’m actually good at singing, especially for a siren! (Who btw are all naturally exceptional singers). Monsters aren’t as susceptible to my charms as normies are, so I woudn’t even be able to fake it if I tried.

Neither of them. The talent is negated too hard by them both being insufferable assholes.

Tavi: It doesn't matter. There are no feelings there, not like that, not anymore.

Sireena: Okay good! You’re better off anyway

They’re probably the only things I hate more than the Sky Shits. They think they run the whole entire world, pollute everything with all their trash and grime, hunt us down and then have the nerve to make all these movies and books depicting US as the bad guys in everything.

Tavi: Really? Thanks! It's been almost two years now since the divorce was finalized, I think? And in the sprit of transparency, Molly and I did backslide a few times after the divorce was official, but you're the first new person I've slept with in what feels like forever and damn was it worth the wait.

Tavi: Right. Right, no, yeah, that makes sense. Sorry if I'm not that great at this whole "figuring it out" part. To be honest, you're kind of the first person I've been with since I got divorced.

Tavi: I just figured since we're around them a lot it would be bound to come out eventually and beating them to the draw might be worth it. If you don't want to tell them though, that's fine too. I can keep a secret. Especially if it means we get to fuck again. Because that was awesome.

Tavi: Now that Blair knows what happened, I figure it's only a matter of time before the rest of the band does, so we should probably figure out what to tell them.

Tavi: So I'm just going to be super fucking honest because I'm tired of being a beat around the bush guy -- honestly, I wasn't expecting what happened to happen. I mean, I've always known you're hot because I'm not stupid, but I never wanteed to do anything about it until the party. And now that I've done something about it, I wouldn't take it back and actually I think it'd be cool if we did that again sometime. If it was just a one time thing for you though, that's cool too. I'd just rather know now and I won't take it personally either way.

Dorian: It's such a shame that you're squandered so. For everything you lack, you do have a fun gift for verbal barbs. I wonder if your physical abuse would be as enjoyable.

Dorian: I see you using plenty of words on someone you say you don't care for, which goes against your own logic.

Dorian: And yet you continue responding.

Dorian: Your knowledge of vampires seems rather dated, love. Have you lived under a rock for your short meaningless life until now?