sin shady.

lillian wells (née reese)mother, age 42

                         her eyes narrow, and she clicks her tongue the second the question is asked.a good response, naturally.lillian knows full well they aren’t speaking of the angels she breeds and gives away to people who ask her to, as they were trained to be the nicest pokémon they could possibly be.

so this ever so rude person has to be talking about the other problem in her life, the one that latched her so tightly onto a man she had no cares for. the damned boy.

meme.

five - my muse will send your muse a drunk, emotional text

❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞

❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞

❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞

❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞

❝I'm almost sober...❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Were do you hide your wings?

Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.

Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?

We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.

Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

Writes on a napkin: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.”

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

Will you marry me for just one night?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

What are you doing tonight beside me?

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted?

What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

                           “oh yes. tell me more.” the sarcasm drips off his words as he sits across from a blue haired man scoffing down food like it was his last supper. presumably, he was just taking advantage of kaspar’s generosity to pay for someone else and ordering the most expensive food. or.. the most food. who knows. he doesn’t, but his wallet very much will.

the man had helped him out, all he was doing was paying him back. this was hardly a random act of kindness, there was no chance that the ghost specialist was nice enough to do that, despite his otherwise friendly nature.

but sweet arceus, this man could eat. it’s either that or he’s just been saved by a homeless man who just needed a snack. either way, if the paparazzi catch him, it’ll look good on his behalf. a chance to add some good to that reputation of his.

                              a bored sigh is huffed out, long legs kick back and forth as he sits atop a park bench, clearly lifting his upper body a bit in order to keep his feet from sliding across the ground. days off were the worst. kaspar absolutely despised them because it meant that it was unlikely for a trainer to be coming to challenge them, and if there was, usually it ended quickly by one of the other elite’s hands if he wasn’t chosen to fight first.

b o r i n g.

everything’s absolutely boring. battles aren’t something he likes doing outside of work unless he’s recognised, in that case he enjoys showing off, since he is an elite four and it’s always fun to flex that power over people that he has. sure, he’s no champion but he definitely wields his own power, as does the other three of their lovely quartet.

and what a lovely quartet it is, with the person he’s spotted walking across the street. he’d recognise that shortie (in his eyes, anyway!) anywhere.