Imagine furries

superman’s instagram is full of inspiring quotes, pictures of the sunrise, out of focus shots taken with fans (tagged carefully with each persons name), drawings that small children have sent to him with thank you tags attached and artistic shots of apple pies purchased at small town diners

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

A++, would hire again for role of Person Who Can No Longer Bear the Vapidity That Surrounds Him.

John Green?

that was him.

what the fuck is this

what the fuck. i cannot believe this fucking shit. this is fucking garbage. oranges are a disgrace. oranges are terrifying. i accidentally deepthroated one once and i never want to see one again. fuck this. take this garbage off of my dash please. what the fuck. fuck

the fuck did u jus say

“did you see those shoes tho?”