I got accepted into my grad school of choice!!! yipee!!

At any moment this week, I find out if I get into grad school

Hangin' dong this morning if anyone cares

Wanting a fwb in Maryland but the potholes in Baltimore do the trick when they reach into your car and jerk you off

Trying to find a fwb in Maryland but having to compete with sentient crabs and edgar allen poe's raven

This weekend I will be making seasoned basmati rice with smoked lamb and roasted veggies

Elder millennial boss told me to stop sleeping at my cubicle, mf i'm nodding on heroin fym

Preworkout-induced visions of the apocalypse as I fail a new incline bench max and decapitate myself in front of the gym baddie

Tongue deep in her toes call that mastoebating

white people be visiting Ireland like it’s Mecca

Happy pride month to all da gays out there

What are y'all getting me for father's day?